AS I SEE IT: Major Indecision and a Significant Inconsistency - SOMEWHERE, SOMETIME: A Bike Trip for the New Year - CycleBlaze

January 20, 2026

AS I SEE IT: Major Indecision and a Significant Inconsistency

Still No Destination

A few weeks ago, I started thinking about a new and interesting place for a bike tour.  I consulted my most reliable resource--Rand-McNally.  In today's world, a six-year-old road atlas is probably the LAST place most people consult for planning a bike tour.  I'm not most people though.  I'm ME, and Rand-McNally's book of maps is the FIRST place I look.  It used to be the ONLY place I looked.  I did not care about techno-maps at all.  I love how paper maps reduce the world to a beautiful simplicity, which works out well for a simple-minded person like me. 

I must admit, though, that in the last few years I've started to look at internet maps in conjunction with Rand & McNally's product.  Oh, how far I've strayed from the ideals I've expressed in previous journals!  

My cartoon alter-ego is ready to ride, but doesn't know where to go.
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Karen PoretI’ll say “your alter-ego doesn’t know where to go”…For starters, unless you are in England, you are headed down the road on the wrong side of the road! Please don’t get squished before you even begin, Gregory….
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Bruce LellmanIt definitely is a sign, where you will go, that you are on the left side of the road. Maybe it was some subliminal thing going on and you don’t even realize you have made up your mind that you are going to Thailand.
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Gregory GarceauTo Karen PoretG-2, Son of Bing Bong, and I will do our best to avoid that squishing situation.
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Gregory GarceauTo Bruce LellmanIt's amazing you were able to pick up on that sign before I did. It must have been hidden way back in my subconscious mind. I never even considered going to Thailand for a bike trip until I started reading your journals. Your current journal, in particular, makes me want to go there, but it won't be this year.

I've always wondered how long it takes for an American to adjust to riding on the other side of the road. One week? Two weeks? A month? I'm so used to riding on the shoulder of the right lane, that I'd worry about setting out in the wrong lane every single day. Have you ever accidentally ridden in the right lane and had a bad result? If so, that story sounds like a good journal post.
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Bruce LellmanTo Gregory GarceauI had the same fear but actually, and surprisingly, I switched sides in my mind immediately. I think most people would. There is much reinforcement constantly when you look on the other side of the road and there are trucks zooming along. So, I wouldn't worry about that at all.

There is only one time I can remember when I took off one morning on the wrong side of the road. Andrea yelled, "Left, left, left." I thought she wanted me to turn left so I turned left!
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I had a couple ideas for touring in my favorite biosphere--the desert.  I love the American deserts.  Unfortunately, I became more and more confused when I started looking at Rand & McNally's Atlas.  I cursed those guys because I was distracted by literally hundreds of other places I'd like to tour.  For sure, I love all of America's deserts.  But which desert for a tour?  Then I saw a few possibilities in America's mountain ranges that looked appealing.  But which mountain range?  Or which part of the Great Plains?  What coastal route?  What river route?  What midwestern cornfield route?  What route in the steel belt?  What route in Dixie?  North?  South?  East?  West?

I was more confused when I closed the map book than I was when I opened it.  All I can say with any certainty is that my tour will be somewhere in North America.  Maybe that's because I'm afraid The Feeshko would divorce me if I went to Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia or Antarctica without her.  Or maybe it's because I'm afraid she'd strangle me if I DID bring her to another continent, only to leave her alone while I took off on a bike trip.  (She's not a cyclist.)  Or maybe it's because I'm afraid overseas travel is too expensive.  Or maybe it's because I'm afraid of being unable to speak any foreign languages.  Or maybe it's because I'm afraid of all the extra hassles of transporting a bike on international airlines.  Or maybe I'm afraid of the paperwork nightmare of obtaining Visas and travel insurance.  Or maybe I'm afraid of having to bribe border agents, roadside bandits, and secret police.  Or maybe I'm afraid of all of the above combined.  Or maybe it's because I'm just AFRAID, period.  (Or maybe I've read too many bike touring journals.)

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Who starts a bike touring journal without knowing when or where he/she/they are going to ride?  There may be a few such people out there, but how many of them go the extra distance and post a SECOND page while still having no destination in mind?  I might be the only one, which, some might say, makes me a uniquely revolutionary, badass cycle-journalist. [Take note, Pulitzer Prize committee.]  Others might say it makes me a uniquely indecisive, lame-ass cycle-tourist.  An argument could be made for both viewpoints, I suppose.  I'm going to have to figure out whether journaling or touring is more important to me.

I'll keep working on a destination and, hopefully, I'll come up with something solid before I post another page like this one.

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Kathleen JonesAh, the paralysis of choice. Afflicts touring cyclists badly. I’m a sufferer myself. I wish you a slow diminution of symptoms so you can enjoy all the possibilities before narrowing things down.
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Bill ShaneyfeltMaps... I think mine is from something like '96. Missing some pages. but all the major roads are still there. I also will occasionally default to Google maps and even use street view at times.
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Desert!! Oh yeah! The Sonoran Desert has the most magnificent biological diversity! (kinda partial to it, having graduated from AZ State in Tempe). The Mojave is vast and sparsely populated... and in some places, very few little scrubby plants, or none at all on dry lake flats, but having grown up in Mojave, it is a special place to me. I hated it the first 5 years I lived there, then slowly grew a great liking to it, except for the fierce winds in the springtime, ripping down from the Tehachapi mountains and slowly decelerating as they approach Boron. Not too excited about the great basin desert or Colorado desert either. I kinda consider the Anza-Borrego desert part of the Mojave, but that's probably because of Joshua trees.

Yeah, lots of desert, full of neat stuff, even in places that look absolutely desolate. Just carry plenty of water and know where to get more.

"It is not about the destination, it is about the journey"
Been said often, but it is true, especially on a bike.
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Gregory GarceauTo Kathleen JonesAh yes, THE CHOICES. I'll explore them and savor them for as long as I can. I am confident I'll come up with an exciting route before too long.
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Gregory GarceauTo Bill ShaneyfeltI've spent a fair amount of time in the backcountry of the Mojave, Sonoran, and Chihuahan deserts. I love them all, but I was leaning toward the High Plains Desert of Utah for this trip. Now I really don't know where to go, because I'm not sure WHEN to go. Seasonal weather varies widely between our deserts.
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Bill ShaneyfeltWell, you got that right! Seasonal weather varies! Summer monsoons in the Sonoran can be epic! And in the north of UT, you can get caught in a late fall blizzard, sub zero winter or roasted in the summer.

In another month, there should be massive wildflower blooms in the Mojave and Sonoran and Anza-Borrego after the recent rains.

Utah deserts are really, really plain... I have a daughter in St George, UT, but that's plainly not the high area, nor is it plain. Salt Lake, on the other hand... Some of the most desolate and plainly barren land in North America lies a bit west of the lake itself (The Great Salt Lake Desert ok, technically its part of the Great Basin Desert). You just might like it.
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Scott AndersonIf you're fishing for suggestions, here's one: the Carcross Desert. I've never seen it myself, but it has some interesting characteristics that might appeal to you. In particular is the scale: at around one square mile in extent, it claims to be the smallest desert in the world, an attractive feature if you're short on time. Also it would be a great journaling topic because of the novelty - who of us even knows of its existence? Although I was surprised to see that Al and Jacquie were at least in the neighborhood with their bikes once, but it doesn't look like they ventured out onto the desert floor itself: https://www.cycleblaze.com/journals/icefields/new-training-regimen/.

And, think about all of the interesting writing to be done just in discussing the logistics of how to get there and back. You could spend the coming months while you wait for the Yukon to thaw out just about the preparations. As a bonus, Jacquie's journal has a photo of a Caribou Coffee joint in Carcross. I'll even arrange to get your Caribou Coffee bike jersey back to you for the Caribou expedition if you'd like.

Oh wait, there's more! I see that there's even a wine label in the Yukon. Folks down here would love to get your take on the famous Yukon Wines Premium dry Haskap.
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Bruce LellmanI don’t know of any deserts in Thailand so I’m not sure why you chose it except NE Thailand feels like a desert. Very flat and sometimes hard to find food.
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Gregory GarceauTo Bill ShaneyfeltNo doubt Utah's desert areas aren't as biologically diverse as the other major deserts, but what they lack in plant life, they more than make up for in scenic canyons and rock formations. (I was thinking of the area around Moab/Canyonlands/Arches rather than the area around the Great Salt Lake.)
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Gregory GarceauTo Scott AndersonIn a way, I WAS fishing for suggestions. Thanks for picking up on that, Scott. And your suggestion was a great one. I thrive on finding the smallest, largest, oldest, dumbest stuff in the world. Usually, they are objects made of steel and fiberglass, but I like the idea of going to a superlative site constructed by nature. I had no idea it existed until you told me.

When I was younger and adventurous-er, I did dream of going to the Yukon someday. Now, I'm not so sure. I don't think I could afford a plane ticket to Whitehorse, it would take weeks to drive there, and I'd probably die if I tried to bike that far.

Even if I did make the effort to fly/drive/bike to the Carcross Desert, I'm afraid I might be disappointed in the size of it. I'm pretty sure I could ride across its one-mile expanse--and back--in less than a week.

On the other hand, that Caribou Coffee Shop looks pretty tempting. So does the winery. So does the opportunity to reclaim my Caribou Coffee jersey.
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Scott AndersonTo Gregory GarceauIf cost is the primary concern, I'm pretty sure we could set up a Go Fund Me campaign to get you up there. I'm not sure about bringing you back gain though, so there's that risk to consider.
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Gregory GarceauTo Bruce LellmanNo deserts in Thailand? I guess that's a disqualifier. Maybe I should go a few thousand miles north of you to Mongolia.
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Gregory GarceauTo Scott AndersonI'd appreciate any Go Fund Me donations you can raise for me, but I didn't consider the difficulty in getting back to the U.S. You would not believe how many times I've been called "Garcia" in my lifetime. These days, that name would raise the eyebrows of ICE and border agents across every U.S.-Canada entry point.
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Bill ShaneyfeltTo Gregory GarceauThe French Canadian crossings might not even raise an eyebrow at your name...
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Bill ShaneyfeltTo Gregory GarceauAHA!! Moab and the southwest UT deserts have some of the world's most spectacular scenery! I could see a trip Moab to Bryce to Zion to St George (they have an airport)
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Nancy GrahamWow, that is a lot of thinking going on in you brain. I wish I had something to offer … but I don’t 😒. I do know that wherever it is you decide to go, I will very much enjoy your trip 😉. I look forward to it Greg.
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Gregory GarceauTo Nancy GrahamThanks Nancy. Yes, my brain is notorious for all the thinking going on in there. Unfortunately, the thinking is usually either over-thinking or under-thinking. I wish I could find the sweet spot of just-right-thinking.
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Bruce LellmanTo Gregory GarceauThe name Boof raises that sort of suspicion too.
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