January 20, 2026
AS I SEE IT: Major Indecision and a Significant Inconsistency
Still No Destination
A few weeks ago, I started thinking about a new and interesting place for a bike tour. I consulted my most reliable resource--Rand-McNally. In today's world, a six-year-old road atlas is probably the LAST place most people consult for planning a bike tour. I'm not most people though. I'm ME, and Rand-McNally's book of maps is the FIRST place I look. It used to be the ONLY place I looked. I did not care about techno-maps at all. I love how paper maps reduce the world to a beautiful simplicity, which works out well for a simple-minded person like me.
I must admit, though, that in the last few years I've started to look at internet maps in conjunction with Rand & McNally's product. Oh, how far I've strayed from the ideals I've expressed in previous journals!
I had a couple ideas for touring in my favorite biosphere--the desert. I love the American deserts. Unfortunately, I became more and more confused when I started looking at Rand & McNally's Atlas. I cursed those guys because I was distracted by literally hundreds of other places I'd like to tour. For sure, I love all of America's deserts. But which desert for a tour? Then I saw a few possibilities in America's mountain ranges that looked appealing. But which mountain range? Or which part of the Great Plains? What coastal route? What river route? What midwestern cornfield route? What route in the steel belt? What route in Dixie? North? South? East? West?
I was more confused when I closed the map book than I was when I opened it. All I can say with any certainty is that my tour will be somewhere in North America. Maybe that's because I'm afraid The Feeshko would divorce me if I went to Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia or Antarctica without her. Or maybe it's because I'm afraid she'd strangle me if I DID bring her to another continent, only to leave her alone while I took off on a bike trip. (She's not a cyclist.) Or maybe it's because I'm afraid overseas travel is too expensive. Or maybe it's because I'm afraid of being unable to speak any foreign languages. Or maybe it's because I'm afraid of all the extra hassles of transporting a bike on international airlines. Or maybe I'm afraid of the paperwork nightmare of obtaining Visas and travel insurance. Or maybe I'm afraid of having to bribe border agents, roadside bandits, and secret police. Or maybe I'm afraid of all of the above combined. Or maybe it's because I'm just AFRAID, period. (Or maybe I've read too many bike touring journals.)
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Who starts a bike touring journal without knowing when or where he/she/they are going to ride? There may be a few such people out there, but how many of them go the extra distance and post a SECOND page while still having no destination in mind? I might be the only one, which, some might say, makes me a uniquely revolutionary, badass cycle-journalist. [Take note, Pulitzer Prize committee.] Others might say it makes me a uniquely indecisive, lame-ass cycle-tourist. An argument could be made for both viewpoints, I suppose. I'm going to have to figure out whether journaling or touring is more important to me.
I'll keep working on a destination and, hopefully, I'll come up with something solid before I post another page like this one.
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Desert!! Oh yeah! The Sonoran Desert has the most magnificent biological diversity! (kinda partial to it, having graduated from AZ State in Tempe). The Mojave is vast and sparsely populated... and in some places, very few little scrubby plants, or none at all on dry lake flats, but having grown up in Mojave, it is a special place to me. I hated it the first 5 years I lived there, then slowly grew a great liking to it, except for the fierce winds in the springtime, ripping down from the Tehachapi mountains and slowly decelerating as they approach Boron. Not too excited about the great basin desert or Colorado desert either. I kinda consider the Anza-Borrego desert part of the Mojave, but that's probably because of Joshua trees.
Yeah, lots of desert, full of neat stuff, even in places that look absolutely desolate. Just carry plenty of water and know where to get more.
"It is not about the destination, it is about the journey"
Been said often, but it is true, especially on a bike.
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In another month, there should be massive wildflower blooms in the Mojave and Sonoran and Anza-Borrego after the recent rains.
Utah deserts are really, really plain... I have a daughter in St George, UT, but that's plainly not the high area, nor is it plain. Salt Lake, on the other hand... Some of the most desolate and plainly barren land in North America lies a bit west of the lake itself (The Great Salt Lake Desert ok, technically its part of the Great Basin Desert). You just might like it.
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And, think about all of the interesting writing to be done just in discussing the logistics of how to get there and back. You could spend the coming months while you wait for the Yukon to thaw out just about the preparations. As a bonus, Jacquie's journal has a photo of a Caribou Coffee joint in Carcross. I'll even arrange to get your Caribou Coffee bike jersey back to you for the Caribou expedition if you'd like.
Oh wait, there's more! I see that there's even a wine label in the Yukon. Folks down here would love to get your take on the famous Yukon Wines Premium dry Haskap.
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When I was younger and adventurous-er, I did dream of going to the Yukon someday. Now, I'm not so sure. I don't think I could afford a plane ticket to Whitehorse, it would take weeks to drive there, and I'd probably die if I tried to bike that far.
Even if I did make the effort to fly/drive/bike to the Carcross Desert, I'm afraid I might be disappointed in the size of it. I'm pretty sure I could ride across its one-mile expanse--and back--in less than a week.
On the other hand, that Caribou Coffee Shop looks pretty tempting. So does the winery. So does the opportunity to reclaim my Caribou Coffee jersey.
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I've always wondered how long it takes for an American to adjust to riding on the other side of the road. One week? Two weeks? A month? I'm so used to riding on the shoulder of the right lane, that I'd worry about setting out in the wrong lane every single day. Have you ever accidentally ridden in the right lane and had a bad result? If so, that story sounds like a good journal post.
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There is only one time I can remember when I took off one morning on the wrong side of the road. Andrea yelled, "Left, left, left." I thought she wanted me to turn left so I turned left!
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