The Sacrilegious Escalator - Song of the Koel - CycleBlaze

November 1, 2025

The Sacrilegious Escalator

Still in Chiang Mai

The Sacrilegious Escalator

Dear little friends,

A couple of mornings ago we were walking around and discovered a “tray food” restaurant. Bruce will screech to a halt for tray food, no matter what time of day or night, it’s his almighty favorite. The dishes on display, I think there were at least 25 of them, are mostly things you won’t find in a typical Thai restaurant, we never know the names of any of them, it’s point and hope (for me) that it’s not pure fire.

This is a happy man.
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Brent HirakYour face looks at least 10 years younger in that light
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Bruce LellmanTo Brent HirakThe joy of eating my favorite kind of food helps too!
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I’ll bet you’re wondering why we never talk about cycling on a cycling journal. Never fear, we’ll be leaving Chiang Mai on Tuesday, November 4 and that will be on 2 wheels. I should also tell you that Chris and Coleen, who we ate with our first evening here, went on a really badass bikepacking trip after we saw them and ended up mud-bound in the rainy dark in the middle of g.d. nowhere and had a Netflix-ready rescue. They are safe and sound and recuperating at a lovely looking mountain homestay. All’s well that ends well. They certainly make us look like wimpy slobs as we putter around Chiang Mai. But I digress.

The tray food place also has a little corner where a barista made us lovely, creamy lattes. We love the caphe bolan, the traditional Thai coffee, but Thailand has it going on with their righteous locally grown and roasted coffee and there are superb beans to be had everywhere. 

Something else worth mentioning. It’s been raining. Not continuously, but kind of sneakily. We’ll be dallying around in the humid sunshine, me dabbing at my sweaty face with my yellow bandana, and in comes a little cloudiness, maybe a falling mist, nothing to trouble oneself with. Then… deluge. It’s very exciting. A normal rainy season generally is wrapped up by mid-November and we knew we might see some rain. There has been an absolute freight train of typhoons landing in Vietnam, perhaps you’ve seen the severe flooding in historic Hue and Hoi An. Just awful. So we’re getting the remnants of those here.

Oops! I didn’t notice this was a kid sized rain jacket! I bought a grownup one later.
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Steve Miller/GrampiesAh yes, the two kids are a clue, and then the definitive "kid" designation! I have been looking at Chinese chainsaws on Amazon. The same saw can appear under various "brand names", but one brand seems to be "Chainsaw". So you have here a "Raincoat" brand raincoat?
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Andrea BrownI’m pleading jet lag on this one but it’s probably just my usual case of obliviousness.
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Bruce LellmanTo Steve Miller/GrampiesSteve,
Your observation is very funny. But, if I was shopping for a chainsaw I probably wouldn't buy a Chinese one brand name 'Chainsaw'. Brand name 'Raincoat' isn't as much of a gamble.
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There is an old market in Chiang Mai near the river that we always have to go to called Warorot Market. Warorot had an escalator in the middle of it that has never worked. Not when I was there in 2002 or 2005 or 2008 or any time. It didn’t work when Bruce was here in 1974. Elderly women sold khao lam under the non-working escalator. It was part of the un-changing charm of Warorot, walking up the narrow, frozen escalator. But guess what? They put in a new, working one! What is the world coming to.

We rode the sacrilegious escalator and had iced coffees upstairs and watched the scene below. The same hair-netted lady and her calico cat served us with her usual cackle. Whew. Not everything has changed. Down near the entrance a cloudburst struck and everybody was running around or putting away their tabled wares or like us, standing there filming the torrent. It was very exciting.

Warorot coffee. Upstairs. Look for the cat.
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Steve Miller/GrampiesNope. Can't find it.
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Andrea BrownTo Steve Miller/GrampiesBruce pointed out to me that of course people would look in the photo. I was being a dork, as in, when you come upstairs look for the cat. Apologies.
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Bruce LellmanHint: There is no cat!
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Brent HirakIf you can, bring me back some essence of gardenia
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These little delights are favorites of ours, a thin rice batter steamed and wrapped around a gooey/crunchy peanut center and drizzled with coconut milk, oh man.
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Gregory GarceauYour description makes it sound better than the picture. I think the coconut milk gives it a slimy appearance. I'm sure slimy green stuff on top is green bell pepper but, what's the slimy blue stuff on the lower left.
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Andrea BrownTo Gregory GarceauHa, we were a little scared to eat them the first time too! But no peppers involved. There are three different colors of sweets here, the rice flour batter has been colored with pandan/matcha for the green and butterfly pea for the blue. They all taste identical, to me, anyway.
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Bruce LellmanTo Gregory GarceauGreg, it's just your regular slimy blue stuff.
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Aisle 5 for all your home altar needs.
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Ron SuchanekHoly Moses, that's a lotta Buddhas.
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Bruce LellmanTo Ron SuchanekYou never have too many Buddhas.
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Dried fruit, bamboo worm, pork skin puffs, etc.
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The underwear shop outside Warorot.
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A fancy-schmancy tea house on Thapae Road, surrounded by graffiti-d derelict storefronts.
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A wat (temple complex) on Thapae Road.
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On the way back we stopped in at Thapae Gate to see how the Loy Krathong decorations are coming along. The tourists feed huge flocks of pigeons and pose for selfies. One can rent traditional Thai clothing to pose in. The scene is kind of bizarre and suddenly there are scads of tourists in town that are here for the festival. There has been a moment or two when we felt regret we aren’t staying for it but that is fading very quickly as the crowds increase. Every single local has told us we are wise to head to Lamphun for Loy Krathong.

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Brent Hirakสุดที่รักในดวงใจ
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These lotus things are pretty cool.
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Thapae Road all decked out.
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The quadrant of Old Town we’ve been staying in/near is new to us and we’ve been walking and walking hither and yon through numerous little lanes and alleys and sois, not always sure where we’d pop out at. So when we popped out near the South Gate we were stunned by the Saturday Walking Street set up near our hotel. Yikes! It was CRAZYYYYYY. We managed to get some pad thai at a crowded table and took a gander at some of the walking street wares, none of which we haven’t seen before in a hundred other Thai walking streets so that was only a brief reconnaissance. 

A jewelry vendor at the Wualai walking street.
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From our hotel window we could look down at the walking street and around 7:30 or so another cloudburst happened, just pounding rain on all those hundreds of walkers and vendors. It didn’t really seem to faze anybody though. And when it was over all came out from under the awnings and tents and resumed their street walking and selling. We did buy something, though, actually two things. A small item for the fairy garden duo at home, and an enormous papaya from a guy that grew it in his backyard. Always the best papayas, the backyard ones. More on that tomorrow.

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Ellen CantorI'm so glad that I saw your FB post with a link to this journal, where upon I binged on all your vivid descriptions and sumptuous photos. Thank you so much for the thoughtful energy you've dedicated to this journal. I just returned from 3 months of travel which included Canada's Gaspé Peninsula, Maine's Monhegan Island, Vermont, Washington DC, and Boulder, CO. No bike, but planes, trains, rental car, and lots of hiking, birding, and serendipity. I travel much like you do, lots of moseying around, open to the sights, smells, sounds of new places, people, and experiences. Can't wait to read the next installment.
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Andrea BrownTo Ellen CantorWe love having you along, Ellen. Jo was in town briefly in August and I hope next time we can wrangle you up here. Your trip sounds amazing and I’m glad you understand our pace.
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Michael RiceThe beginning of another great trip. Love all the pictures and stories. Jocelyn and I would love to meet you on the road again like we did in 2014. Of course that's not going to happen!
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Andrea BrownTo Michael RiceThat was really fun, Michael! Did you know that the Baan Rimtaling guesthouse where we met you in Chiang Khong was recently demolished? The end of an era.
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Bruce LellmanTo Michael RiceThank you, Michael. No, it definitely can never happen again with one of my favorite guest houses gone forever. But, meeting you and your daughter Jocelyn there was really fun. We went out to Bamboo Restaurant for Mexican food! No, it won't happen again but I'm really glad it happened.
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